Monday, 12 December 2016

GINGERBREAD IN A GREY NORTHERN TOWN

Festive Recipe No. 2 ... Gingerbread Christmas Trees!

Makes: 24 Gingerbread Christmas Trees (or an unknown number of men/stars/snowmen/reindeer…).

Ingredients: 350g plain flour, 1 teaspoon bicarbonate of soda, 2 teaspoons ground ginger, 1 teaspoons ground cinnamon, 125g butter, 175g light soft brown sugar, 1 large egg, 4 tablespoons golden syrup, writing icing or writing chocolate, and cake decorations.

Time taken: An hour to make, 15 mins to bake, and 15 mins to decorate.



Good evening readers,

And how are you, on this fine Monday evening? Are you hanging in there?? Was it a good weekend? Is it a distant memory now?

As I write, readers, we are storming on with the 2016 countdown to Christmas. How are you doing, do you think?? Have you made any progress with your ideas and cards and presents yet? With less than 2 weeks to go, it feels a lot like we’re barreling towards Christmas Day at full pelt! The sledge is out of control! Avalanche warnings! This slope leads to a ravine!    


I’m doing OHKIZAY, I think. Read into this: I’m not sorted with ideas or cards or presents. Not at all. Everyone on Facebook has done more than me, it would seem. And they all have a boyfriend, or fiancĂ©e, or husband to support them out on the festive battlefield. BUT not one to let this get me down, I located my glitter and sellotape this weekend, and can report that Christmas prep is underway in the ChefBeHere household. In that, I know where the glitter and sellotape are now.

And today, readers, I’m sharing with you my second bake of the festive season this year… it’s gingerbread!! Who out there likes gingerbread?? Are you raising your hand? If so, this could be THE festive recipe for you! As gingerbread, it turns out, is both tasty and easy to bake! Whooooooo!



So, I never knew of the wonders of gingerbread before, readers. Rock-hard shop-bought gingerbread men were (I fear) the only gingerbread I was ever exposed to during my childhood. Raised in a grey northern town. With a single tear running down my cheek. ANYHOO, until this weekend, I’d never tried to bake the stuff before. Didn’t rate it highly. Wasn’t interested.

But, while scrolling through Facebook this weekend, I remembered my wonderful trip to London a few weeks ago. I saw one of my besties, Floss (a keen baker), and remembered how she said that top of her baking list for Christmas… was gingerbread. She bakes it every year. Loves the stuff. Can’t get enough of it. And I was inspired!


I’ve made a few trips to the shops over the last couple of weeks, readers. Some very unsuccessful attempts at Christmas shopping. I’ve been doing that thing we all do where you set out with the best of intentions… but buy things solely for yourself, totally lose sight of what you went shopping for, and return home with gifts just for yours truly. That thing.

And I’ve bought soooo much festive baking gear! I’ve bought a Christmas tree cutter, festive muffin cases, fancy chocolate writing pens, golden sprinkles, Snowball chocolates, reindeer gift boxes… and it hit me this weekend the realisation that I do need to get cracking and start using these things.

Reindeer gift boxes... a Lakeland essential purchase
SO. I was inspired to bake homemade gingerbread, readers, having never tried to before – but hearing good things. And I was overexcited with a lot of new baking gear. And SOMEHOW this didn’t turn into a disaster – it worked out quite well!

Want to join the party and have a crack at some homemade gingerbread of your very own? Course you do! Here’s how you go about baking gingerbread for the first ever time…

1.     Pour yourself a festive bev and get some Christmas songs playing.
ChefBeHere Top Tip: My next door neighbour this weekend recommended mixing half and half amaretto and Baileys to make the ultimate Christmas cocktail – I’m off alcohol for a few more days… but will DEFINITELY be trying this once I can drink again!


2.     Measure the flour, bicarbonate of soda, ginger and cinnamon into a large mixing bowl.
3.     Next, add the butter to the bowl and use your fingertips to rub everything together, until your mix forms crumbs.
4.     Stir the sugar into the mix using a wooden spoon.
5.     Crack your egg into a mug and add four spoons of syrup.
6.     Use a fork to lightly beat the egg and syrup together, until they look as though they’ve become one.


7.     Pour this eggy goo in the mixing bowl and roughly stir together with the crumb mix.
8.     Then, get your hand back in the bowl and try to clump everything together into one big ball of gingerbread dough.
9.     Transfer your ball of dough onto a plate and pop it in the fridge to chill for ten minutes or so.
ChefBeHere Top Tip: As I’ve previously mentioned, my fridge is of the kind that chills in its own fine time. It won’t be hurried and certainly won’t affect the temperature of a dough in the space of ten minutes. What a fantastical notion. For this reason, I put my dough in the freezer instead of the fridge. You know your fridge freezer – act accordingly.
10.  Then, dance around! Clean a few dishes. Top up your drink. Pay someone a compliment.


11.  After ten minutes or so, heat the oven to 180C.
12.  Line a couple of baking trays with baking paper, and dust a clean kitchen side and your rolling pin with flour.
13.  Then, get that dough back out of the fridge (or freezer) and roll it out.
ChefBeHere Top Tip: You’re aiming for quite a thick thickness here. Thicker, certainly, than mince pie pastry. Thicker than UK snowfall in recent years. Not as thick as a book. But thicker than a magazine. Thick doesn’t sound like a word anymore! Maybe a centimetre? Who knows.
14.  Using cutters of any shape you like, cut out your gingerbread shapes and transfer them onto your lined baking trays, leaving a bit of a gap between each in case they should try to get cosy in the oven.

As seen here

15.  Bake for about 15 minutes, or until they’re looking a golden brown colour.
16.  When they look baked but are still a bit squidgy to touch, carefully take your gingerbread out of the oven.
17.  Run a spatula under each gingerbread to loosen it from the paper, and separate any that have coupled up in the oven.
18.  Lift your baking paper off the trays and onto the kitchen side so your gingerbread can cool away from the hot trays.

Thiiiiis is how we doooooo ittttt! 

19. 
When your gingerbread feel cool, then you can decorate them!
ChefBeHere Top Tip: I used one of my fancy chocolate writing kits from Wilko to draw a Christmas tree shape and tinsel, on each of my gingerbread, and then I shook some golden sprinkles over the chocolate before it set. A simple festive decoration, I think. But you can do anything you like! Maybe Smarties or JellyTots as baubles? A Magic Star as the star on your tree? Be colourful and creative!
20.  When your gingerbread decoration has set, then you can devour/serve up/share out/Tupperware for another day. Clean that kitchen and top up your drink. Pat yourself on the back… you just made gingerbread!
 
And ... ta-da!
That’s honestly all there is to it. When I set about making gingerbread, I had in my mind that it was sort of a trial run to see where it would go wrong and to try and fail at using a chocolate writing pen for the first time.

Turns out these are super easy to use!

But, readers, it all came good! My gingerbread mix was effortless to make, it baked well and turned a nice colour in the right amount of time (even a tray that I sat on the bottom of the oven). I had friends over that afternoon, and we all tried some and loved it! A warm, spicy taste of Christmas, and a really soft bake that I had no trouble eating – even with my poorly mouth.

Thumbs up from me, 2016’s newest gingerbread convert! Plus, this recipe makes such a generous amount you can share your gingerbread with every man and his dog and still have loads left for yourself! No one need miss out. I’ve taken gingerbread into work today, and there are Tupperwares ready to go for my Mother Bear and Father Bear, too.

I hope they all like their gingerbread. And I hope you get a chance, readers, amidst all the chaos in the run up to Christmas – to give this gingerbread recipe a try!

Make a small recipe happy this Christmas. Go on, readers.

Bake safely,


Hayley


You need gingerbread in your life!


Friday, 9 December 2016

STAY SANE. SIT DOWN.

First festive bake of 2016 ... the classic mince pie!

Ingredients: Large jar of mincemeat (about 600g), 375g plain flour, 260g butter, 125g caster sugar, 2 large eggs

Time Taken: Up to an hour to make, and then 20 minutes to bake.


Hi readers,

Happy Friday!!

That’s it you have OFFICIALLY made it to the weekend… high five!! Hopefully, you've been able to walk out of work and leave it all behind, put it out of your mind, chuck your workwear in the wash, grab a drink, and look forward to some free time over the next couple of days, spent with friends and family.

If your work is anything like as busy as mine right now, with the December rush going on, then it’s crazy and I bet you’re bloody relieved to have made it to the weekend! I certainly am. In the week, my To Do list at the moment seems never-ending. I’m trying to fit bits and bats of Christmas shopping in around daily life. I’m living out of an overstuffed handbag. I’m running around ticking off notes written in biro on my hand.

Not good! Does this sound like you?? If it does then CALM THE FUCK DOWN. I say that both to myself and to anyone over-stretching themselves at this time of year. Don’t do it! The stress has already taken its toll on me – I’ve had a wisdom tooth explode this week and now I can’t drink my festive litre of Baileys for seven days, as I’m on a week-long course of anti-biotics. What joy.
 
Advent calendar chocolates are now all I have left


Sucks to be me and LET ME WARN YOU this could happen to anyone. So if you value your booze and if you would like to stay healthy over the festive season… then slooooow things down a little. That’s my plan for the weekend, readers, and I highly recommend you do the same.

Think – in just over two weeks all this madness will be over! It will be behind us for another year! So slooow things down and try to enjoy Christmas while it’s here. Make the most of all the festivities going on around you – and also remember to take some time to chill at home with your Christmas tree. Find a classic film on TV. Look after yourself and your sanity.

My tree <3

This week, readers, I admitted defeat to my poorly mouth on Wednesday night, cancelled plans I’d made to go out with the Father Bear, and instead settled in to enjoy some rare time at home. With the tree up and the house trimmed and Smooth Radio playing its Sanctuary at Seven. Life was glorious. I donned my comfy pj’s and launched festive baking!!

There’s so much fun to be had baking at this time of year, readers, with gingerbread, and mince pies, and Yule logs, and Christmas cake, and Christmas pud… tis the season for baking! I thoroughly intend to make the most of this, readers, and kicked things off on Wednesday baking some classic mince pies.

Love them or hate them – it wouldn’t be Christmas without mince pies. They travel well, so they’re ideal for taking into the office, and out of X number of colleagues there’s bound to be at least a few who will eat them.

Storycatchers do fine dining ... and mince pies
So, that’s just what I did this week. I baked my first batch of mince pies on Wednesday night, took them into work the next morning, and by 11am on Thursday they were all gone! I spread some cheer for at least an hour or two with my baking. No joke – I had an email from someone saying it was the best mince pie they had ever eaten. A success!

Ready to whip up the best batch of mince pies you ever will bake??? Using only 5 ingredients?! Here’s how it’s done…

1.     Pour yourself a boozy beverage.
2.     Heat your oven to around 200C.
3.     Measure out the flour and butter, and rub together in a large mixing bowl until your mix has turned to crumbs.
4.     Add the sugar and one egg to the bowl, and mix together using a wooden spoon.
5.     When your mixture starts to come together, get your hand back in the bowl and press it all together into one big ball of dough.
6.     Tip your ball of dough onto a plate and then pop it in the fridge to chill for ten minutes.
ChefBeHere Top Tip: Our fridge is feeble at chilling so I made an executive decision and put my dough in the freezer instead for ten minutes. No harm done – use your best judgement here.
7.     Wash all that dough off your hands and then enjoy ten minutes of Christmas tunes.

Get rockin' around the Christmas tree
8.     Top up your beverage, locate your rolling pin, and then sprinkle a clean kitchen surface and your rolling pin with flour.
9.     Remove your dough from the fridge and roll out until it’s maybe half a centimetre thick.
ChefBeHere Top Tip: I didn’t measure my pastry thickness so this is just guesswork here – but we’ve all eaten pastry before. You’re aiming for not-too-think and not-too-thin, y’know?
10.  Get your muffin tins out and grease 16 muffin holes with butter.
11.  Use a round pastry cutter (or the rim of a wine glass) to cut 16 circles out of your pastry, and then press each one into a hole in your muffin tin.
ChefBeHere Top Tip: Make sure to patch up any holes in your pastry, as we don’t want the filling to leak out later on!
12.  Use a tablespoon to add a generous dollop of mincemeat into each of your pastry cases, so that they’re all around three quarters full.
13.  Use a small star cutter (or a sharp knife) cut 16 star shapes out of your remaining pastry – you might need to re-roll to get enough stars.
14.  Place a star atop the filling of each mince pie.
15.  Crack your second egg into a mug and then beat with a fork.
16.  Use a pastry brush to glaze the stars and the edges of your pastry cases with egg – this will help them to turn a nicely baked colour in the oven.

Here are my mince pies... glazed and ready to go!

Used leftover pastry to make a giant mince pie!

17.  Carefully transport your mince pies into the oven, and leave to bake for 15-20 minutes until golden brown.
18.  Use this time to clear up the chaotic scene around you! Wash your dishes and top up that drink again.
19.  Safely remove your mince pies from the oven and run a sharp knife around the edge of each, to make sure it doesn’t stick to the tin.
20.  Leave to cool in the tin for at least 20 minutes, and then either serve your mince pies to your guests, gobble them up yourself, or Tupperware for friends and family.
ChefBeHere Top Tip: I wouldn’t advocate trying to eat a mince pie until it is properly cooled as the filling can be MOLTEN when they’re freshly baked. You have been warned.

And, readers, that’s all there is to it. You’ve spent an hour or so of your time, festively de-stressing and drinking, in the comfort of your own home. And from this wonderful hour you’ve produced enough baking to offset an hour, possibly two hours, of office madness.

My beautiful golden mince pies!

And a giant mince pie for my grandad

Give it a go!! Is this the best mince pie you’ve ever eaten?? Am I right or am I right?? C’mon! Have fun baking and let me know how it goes!

Get your bake on. Stay sane. Sit down. Eat mince pies.

Drink-bake safely readers,

(try to remember which glass you’re using a pastry cutter and which one is filled with wine)


Hayley