Thursday, 15 December 2016

IT'S NOT TERRY'S, IT'S MINE.


Third festive bake ... chocolate orange flapjack!

Makes: At least 15 decent-sized squares.

Ingredients: 160g soft brown sugar, 200g butter, 500g oats, 120g golden syrup, 1 orange, 2 teaspoons of orange essence, 200g chocolate chips (or 200g chocolate hacked into small pieces), another 400g chocolate, and festive decoration stuff.

Time taken: Half an hour to make, 15 minutes to bake, 15 minutes for topping and decoration, and then quite a while to set (maybe an hour or so?).


Hi readers,

Just checking in Thursday-style (i.e. with low pep and tired eyes). Not sure about Thursdays, if I’m honest. What do you think? How’s your Thursday panning out? Hope it’s not too terrible. Nothing BAD's happened to me this Thursday. Nothing, specifically, to strike me down. It’s just not Friday (the best day of the week), is it?

And it’s been so long since it was last the weekend. Four days in the scale of a lifetime doesn’t seeeem a lot, but walking into work on Monday it’s like the weekend is OVER. Gone. To lands far far away. It’s a distant memory. Another lifetime. A different you. Left behind…


So my week really isn't going badly! On the contrary, I’ve been shopping for presents, and we had a chocolate meditation at yoga, and I’ve stuck to my plan to eat marginally better than normal for a few days. Go me! I suppose the weekends are just so much fun at the moment, what with Christmas festivities. It makes the weekdays seem grey in comparison.

BUT once Thursday’s out the way then life is looking preeetty rosy, I must say. There’s a cheese and wine night lined up for tomorrow (yessss!), my Mother Bear is taking me shopping to buy a present for ME this weekend. And me and Suzeroo are going to don Christmas jumpers for our December meet up, and have a festive feast together on Sunday. Can’t wait.


How about you, readers? What’s on the cards for the coming few days? Is it fine food and much merriment? With friends and the famalam?? Or are you still grafting ahead of your festive blow out, sorting shopping and decorating and wrapping? Either way – I hope your next few days are filled with joy and laughter and happiness! I sincerely do.

There aren’t many days left to enjoy of 2016, so I feel we should all start trying to make the most of every last one of them! Luckily, clever you, you’ve chosen to spent a few minutes of your day reading this blog post. A fine decision. Today I write to you, readers, to share a recipe that came into my life this last Sunday. ‘Twas truly a wonderful and unexpected surprise. Like the baby Jesus.


On Sunday I had a couple of the girls over for a cosy Christmas afternoon in. I turned on the tree during daylight hours and lit all my festive candles, and we put our PJs on and shunned the outside world for an afternoon. It was glorious. KatieKat brought her Love Actually DVD and HorseyHardy brought along ingredients for a festive bake… chocolate orange flapjack.

This recipe is favourite of KatieKat’s and HorseyHardy’s, I gather, borne from Christmas afternoons in of years gone by. And this flapjack BLEW ME AWAY, readers. Do you like Terry’s chocolate oranges? Do you like flapjack? Do you like baking? Do you like Christmas?


If you answered yes to any. single. one. of these questions then, I’m telling you, as a matter of urgency you need to get yourself to a shop for ingredients… and get your bake on.

Want to SIGNIFICANTLY improve your Thursday? Here’s how you can make your very own chocolate orange flapjack, in just 20 easy steps…

1.     Pour a boozy bev and heat your oven to 200C.
2.     Measure your butter, sugar and syrup into a pan, and melt together over a low heat.
3.     When melted into one buttery mix, remove from the heat.
4.     Add your oats to the pan and use a wooden spoon to stir them in, until all your oats are coated in the buttery mix.
5.     Use a grater to grate the zest from your orange into the pan.
6.     Then, chop your orange in half and squeeze all its juice into the pan.
7.     Add your 2 teaspoons of orange essence (the magic ingredient!) to the pan, and then stir everything together.

Put your antlers on and shake them!

8.     Once mixed, put the pan aside to cool a little. Top up your drink. Dance around! Sing as though you were Tina Turner! Shake that thang!

9.     Once the mix seems to have cooled itself down, add your chocolate chips and stirrrr these in so they’re well distributed throughout the flapjack mix.
10.  Spoon the mix into a baking tin and then use your spoon to press it down, until the flapjack mix is evenly spread about.

Podge it about to get an even thickness

11.  Carefully transport your flapjack mix into the oven, and leave to bake for 10-15 minutes until the flapjack turns golden brown on top and your house smells godly.
12.  In the meanwhile, get your pots washed and why not mull some wine? When you’re in your kitchen, with ten minutes to spare, in December… Mull. Some. Wine.
ChefBeHere Top Tip: If, like myself at the time of baking, you find yourself attempting a festive recipe but unable to drink alcohol – do not fear. KatieKat brought some non-alcoholic mulled wine over on Sunday, and it was lush! Found in a Dobbies garden centre, I believe, but keep your eyes peeled they could be selling it all over the place.
13.  Once your flapjack looks and smells like it’s certainly well baked, safely take it out of the oven and then switch the oven off.

What a bake... beeeeautiful

14.  Leave your flapjack to cool a little on the side, and while it’s cooling you can break your 400g of chocolate up into squares.
ChefBeHere Top Tip: Depending on whether you prefer a milk chocolate Terry’s or a dark chocolate Terry’s (or you just love them both in equal measure!) – feel free to use either all milk choc, all dark choc, or a combo of milk and dark choc – to your taste.
15.  Either microwave your chocolate, or pop it in a bowl over a pan of boiling water, to melt your chocolate.
16.  Pour the melted chocolate over your flapjack until it’s coated entirely.

So. Much. Chocolate.

17.  Use total artistic license here and top your flapjack with something festive. It might be that you want to rest actual segments of a Terry’s chocolate orange on top, or maybe you have some crystallised orange peel to chuck on there, tiny sprigs of holly… anything goes! We went for golden sprinkles, and this looked nice I’d say.

Golden!

18.  Once your flapjack is looking mightily festive, and you can do no more, then carefully transport it into the fridge to set.
ChefBeHere Top Tip: For those of your out there with a dodgy fridge – hollaaa join the club! Honestly, we put ours in the freezer for a good portion of Love Actually, and this did it no harm. Flapjack is a hardcore bake. Put your flapjack in the coolest location you have, so that it will set as quickly as possible, but try not to ACTUALLY freeze it in the process.
19.  Once the chocolate topping your flapjack is firm to touch and feels pretty darn solid, pause your film and take it out of the fridge / freezer / igloo.
ChefBeHere Top Tip: At this point, we sprayed it with a load of shimmer spray. Just because I had shimmer spray! And HorseyHardy had never seen it used before! This is entirely optional – but if you have shimmer spray – I say why not??

So shimmery!

20.  Then, tip your flapjack out of its tin and cut into squares – as many as you like depending on how big or little you would like them to be. Serve to guests, share with friends / family / colleagues / housemates / the homeless, or Tupperware to live for another day.

Adapted from an original recipe, which can be found here

What do you think?? After all my gushing, I hope this recipe doesn’t let you down, readers. Because – to me – it tastes just wonderful! There’s that homely, comforting, oaty taste of the flapjack. And a rich, sweet flavour coming from the SERIOUS amount of chocolate involved. And then the fresh, zingy citrus kick of all the orange in there. Glory!



Once you overcome the hurdle of finding the magic ingredient, orange essence, which I know isn’t something you can pick up at the corner shop – then it’s just simple ingredients otherwise and straightforward steps. An easy, fun bake which tastes gorrrrgeous if you’re asking me. Tis a must-have addition to your festive baking schedule, readers.

I sparred with HorseyHardy trying to get her to leave as little flapjack behind, as she possibly would, when heading home in the evening. Because it wasn’t safe with me. I’d be on it like the Vicar of Dibley. My heart couldn’t take double digit numbers of flapjack squares. BUT she insisted on leaving a few squares. And sure enough… half an hour later.




My chocolate orange flapjack didn’t make it into the evening – let alone into work! Let’s see how long yours lasts.

Do mull safely,


Hayley


Do it!


Monday, 12 December 2016

GINGERBREAD IN A GREY NORTHERN TOWN

Festive Recipe No. 2 ... Gingerbread Christmas Trees!

Makes: 24 Gingerbread Christmas Trees (or an unknown number of men/stars/snowmen/reindeer…).

Ingredients: 350g plain flour, 1 teaspoon bicarbonate of soda, 2 teaspoons ground ginger, 1 teaspoons ground cinnamon, 125g butter, 175g light soft brown sugar, 1 large egg, 4 tablespoons golden syrup, writing icing or writing chocolate, and cake decorations.

Time taken: An hour to make, 15 mins to bake, and 15 mins to decorate.



Good evening readers,

And how are you, on this fine Monday evening? Are you hanging in there?? Was it a good weekend? Is it a distant memory now?

As I write, readers, we are storming on with the 2016 countdown to Christmas. How are you doing, do you think?? Have you made any progress with your ideas and cards and presents yet? With less than 2 weeks to go, it feels a lot like we’re barreling towards Christmas Day at full pelt! The sledge is out of control! Avalanche warnings! This slope leads to a ravine!    


I’m doing OHKIZAY, I think. Read into this: I’m not sorted with ideas or cards or presents. Not at all. Everyone on Facebook has done more than me, it would seem. And they all have a boyfriend, or fiancée, or husband to support them out on the festive battlefield. BUT not one to let this get me down, I located my glitter and sellotape this weekend, and can report that Christmas prep is underway in the ChefBeHere household. In that, I know where the glitter and sellotape are now.

And today, readers, I’m sharing with you my second bake of the festive season this year… it’s gingerbread!! Who out there likes gingerbread?? Are you raising your hand? If so, this could be THE festive recipe for you! As gingerbread, it turns out, is both tasty and easy to bake! Whooooooo!



So, I never knew of the wonders of gingerbread before, readers. Rock-hard shop-bought gingerbread men were (I fear) the only gingerbread I was ever exposed to during my childhood. Raised in a grey northern town. With a single tear running down my cheek. ANYHOO, until this weekend, I’d never tried to bake the stuff before. Didn’t rate it highly. Wasn’t interested.

But, while scrolling through Facebook this weekend, I remembered my wonderful trip to London a few weeks ago. I saw one of my besties, Floss (a keen baker), and remembered how she said that top of her baking list for Christmas… was gingerbread. She bakes it every year. Loves the stuff. Can’t get enough of it. And I was inspired!


I’ve made a few trips to the shops over the last couple of weeks, readers. Some very unsuccessful attempts at Christmas shopping. I’ve been doing that thing we all do where you set out with the best of intentions… but buy things solely for yourself, totally lose sight of what you went shopping for, and return home with gifts just for yours truly. That thing.

And I’ve bought soooo much festive baking gear! I’ve bought a Christmas tree cutter, festive muffin cases, fancy chocolate writing pens, golden sprinkles, Snowball chocolates, reindeer gift boxes… and it hit me this weekend the realisation that I do need to get cracking and start using these things.

Reindeer gift boxes... a Lakeland essential purchase
SO. I was inspired to bake homemade gingerbread, readers, having never tried to before – but hearing good things. And I was overexcited with a lot of new baking gear. And SOMEHOW this didn’t turn into a disaster – it worked out quite well!

Want to join the party and have a crack at some homemade gingerbread of your very own? Course you do! Here’s how you go about baking gingerbread for the first ever time…

1.     Pour yourself a festive bev and get some Christmas songs playing.
ChefBeHere Top Tip: My next door neighbour this weekend recommended mixing half and half amaretto and Baileys to make the ultimate Christmas cocktail – I’m off alcohol for a few more days… but will DEFINITELY be trying this once I can drink again!


2.     Measure the flour, bicarbonate of soda, ginger and cinnamon into a large mixing bowl.
3.     Next, add the butter to the bowl and use your fingertips to rub everything together, until your mix forms crumbs.
4.     Stir the sugar into the mix using a wooden spoon.
5.     Crack your egg into a mug and add four spoons of syrup.
6.     Use a fork to lightly beat the egg and syrup together, until they look as though they’ve become one.


7.     Pour this eggy goo in the mixing bowl and roughly stir together with the crumb mix.
8.     Then, get your hand back in the bowl and try to clump everything together into one big ball of gingerbread dough.
9.     Transfer your ball of dough onto a plate and pop it in the fridge to chill for ten minutes or so.
ChefBeHere Top Tip: As I’ve previously mentioned, my fridge is of the kind that chills in its own fine time. It won’t be hurried and certainly won’t affect the temperature of a dough in the space of ten minutes. What a fantastical notion. For this reason, I put my dough in the freezer instead of the fridge. You know your fridge freezer – act accordingly.
10.  Then, dance around! Clean a few dishes. Top up your drink. Pay someone a compliment.


11.  After ten minutes or so, heat the oven to 180C.
12.  Line a couple of baking trays with baking paper, and dust a clean kitchen side and your rolling pin with flour.
13.  Then, get that dough back out of the fridge (or freezer) and roll it out.
ChefBeHere Top Tip: You’re aiming for quite a thick thickness here. Thicker, certainly, than mince pie pastry. Thicker than UK snowfall in recent years. Not as thick as a book. But thicker than a magazine. Thick doesn’t sound like a word anymore! Maybe a centimetre? Who knows.
14.  Using cutters of any shape you like, cut out your gingerbread shapes and transfer them onto your lined baking trays, leaving a bit of a gap between each in case they should try to get cosy in the oven.

As seen here

15.  Bake for about 15 minutes, or until they’re looking a golden brown colour.
16.  When they look baked but are still a bit squidgy to touch, carefully take your gingerbread out of the oven.
17.  Run a spatula under each gingerbread to loosen it from the paper, and separate any that have coupled up in the oven.
18.  Lift your baking paper off the trays and onto the kitchen side so your gingerbread can cool away from the hot trays.

Thiiiiis is how we doooooo ittttt! 

19. 
When your gingerbread feel cool, then you can decorate them!
ChefBeHere Top Tip: I used one of my fancy chocolate writing kits from Wilko to draw a Christmas tree shape and tinsel, on each of my gingerbread, and then I shook some golden sprinkles over the chocolate before it set. A simple festive decoration, I think. But you can do anything you like! Maybe Smarties or JellyTots as baubles? A Magic Star as the star on your tree? Be colourful and creative!
20.  When your gingerbread decoration has set, then you can devour/serve up/share out/Tupperware for another day. Clean that kitchen and top up your drink. Pat yourself on the back… you just made gingerbread!
 
And ... ta-da!
That’s honestly all there is to it. When I set about making gingerbread, I had in my mind that it was sort of a trial run to see where it would go wrong and to try and fail at using a chocolate writing pen for the first time.

Turns out these are super easy to use!

But, readers, it all came good! My gingerbread mix was effortless to make, it baked well and turned a nice colour in the right amount of time (even a tray that I sat on the bottom of the oven). I had friends over that afternoon, and we all tried some and loved it! A warm, spicy taste of Christmas, and a really soft bake that I had no trouble eating – even with my poorly mouth.

Thumbs up from me, 2016’s newest gingerbread convert! Plus, this recipe makes such a generous amount you can share your gingerbread with every man and his dog and still have loads left for yourself! No one need miss out. I’ve taken gingerbread into work today, and there are Tupperwares ready to go for my Mother Bear and Father Bear, too.

I hope they all like their gingerbread. And I hope you get a chance, readers, amidst all the chaos in the run up to Christmas – to give this gingerbread recipe a try!

Make a small recipe happy this Christmas. Go on, readers.

Bake safely,


Hayley


You need gingerbread in your life!